# This is another comment line. [Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are showing a couple of guys (Tony and Peter) the entertainment center.]. This is the cat-god BAST, lithe, noble, beautiful. Anonymous. Told me that he just went out with Leslie Maskin. Chandler: All right, just, just take the entertainment center, and then when you get home, throw the canoe away! Ben can't stop crying in Monica's hands, and Joey and Chandler make fun of her. said the fish. This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Cat In The Hat . Crazy. ), (They both get up and leave Phoebe alone. Joey: (to Chandler) Dude, Phoebe’s mom has got a huge peni... [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is working as Monica enters.]. Chandler: (nods his head) Do you mind if we stick you in another cabinet? Rachel: (shocked) They had to have that specially made?! Well, there’s Rachel, and umm, I think that’s it. ♪ ♪ Thing One: [deep voice] Hello. Monica: It was a project for one of the Home Ec classes. Well, you look great. Contents. Just like when she was alive. We got nothing here!! Right? Lots of women have lost their minds, sometimes their lives, through fright. And you call yourself an accountant. Cat in the Hat: ♪ They can find anything, anything under the sun. Devane, Kelly, and I run into Goldie from time to time. Link. She keeps squirming, trying to get away! Crazy. Reading scripts is an essential part of the development of the writer. Actually, I do think Kirk was smarter than Spock. Noo. The cat (short for concatenate) command is one of the most frequently used flexible commands on Linux, Apple Mac OS X, Unix, *BSD (FreeBSD / OpenBSD / NetBSD) operating systems. Ross: Monica, you’re so lucky! You want to combine (or concatenate) them into one text file containing information from all three, in that order. [Scene: Dot’s Spot, Chip and Monica are on there date, eating dinner. Got to third base. Story by. Everyone's gonna want one. Ross: So, guys, am I crazy, or does Phoebe’s mom remind anyone of a cat? Joey: Sometimes I get in here just to get away from it! I told ya! (listens) ‘Kay. Kitty! (Joey nods in agreement). TOP CAT. Linux Cat Command Usage with Examples. Also note: I'm using telnet in this script and you may want ssh or some other command. The Bourne shell provides a number of ways to read and write files, display text, and get information from the user, including echo (described previously in Shell Script Basics), printf, read, cat, pipes, and redirection.This chapter describes these mechanisms. The One With The Cat | TBS.com Chandler: You know......it's peaceful out here. Phoebe: Oh my God! Joey: Oh yeah? Not yet! People come to look at it and Joey gets locked into it by a guy who then steals all their other furniture. Rachel: (to Monica) So, how was your date? A cat walks into Central Perk and Phoebe is convinced that it is her mother's reincarnation. [Scene: Central Perk, later that same day. This is the spirit of my Mom Lily, the one who killed herself. Chip: The movie theatre, you used to come in all the time. The Script Check out these channels--- http://www.youtube.com/notsosimple12 & http://www.youtube.com/matttownsend1 'Memory', one of its many classic songs, became an instant worldwide hit. Tired of having to turn sideways every time he entered or left his bedroom, Chandler suggests he and Joey sell the entertainment center. Finally, the Cat In The Hat script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the movie starring Mike Myers and Dakota Fanning. Linux Cat Command Usage with Examples. Hi, it’s Rachel. Use a program that is meant for this purpose, like ed or ex. Not yet! Rachel buys an expensive cat but it … Use cat --help to view all available options. Was this review helpful to you? Joey: That’s so sweet. This is the cat-god BAST, lithe, noble, beautiful. But maybe the two of us, working together at full capacity, could do the job of one normal man. The Script Check out these channels--- http://www.youtube.com/notsosimple12 & http://www.youtube.com/matttownsend1 The cat command (short for “concatenate “) is one of the most frequently used command in Linux/Unix, Apple Mac OS X operating systems.cat command allows us to create single or multiple files, view contain of file, concatenate files and redirect output in terminal or files. Who can forget what happens when Joey gets into the entertainment unit "voluntarily". Plot. Create a Text File Using the Touch Command. Be supportive. The chairs. Sharp, D.A Nichols, and Catherine Woard The only option in the POSIX specification for cat is one you don’t mention: -u. A cursor will appear on the next line below the prompt. START ON THE FACE of A GOLDEN CAT STATUE. Yeah. 310. CROSBY: It has happened, and you know it. said the cat in the hat. (gets up) Okay, y'know what, I have to go have dinner with my son, can I trust that when you see Phoebe, you will tell her. How could that still bother you? Joey: Oh yeah! Later. petting a cat) Why did you go to the police? Synopsis/Details: Screenplay available upon request. He promised he wouldn’t take the chairs!! Rachel: (on phone) Chip! The cat then runs over to Phoebe’s guitar case and starts sniffing around.] Text-editing operations are normally done interactively, inside a text editor application. This explains both of the bash for loop methods, and provides 12 different examples on how to use the bash for loop in your shell scripts. Steve Brown, Zuchoff, McGwire, J.T., Breadsly. No! ], Chip: ...and then Zana, just let one rip!! Phoebe: (to the cat) Hi, Mommy. The Cat and the Canary by John Willard adapted by David Muncaster. Monica: Well, tonight, I actually went out with Chip Matthews in high school. On my block, a lot of people walk their dogs, and I always see them walking along with their little poop bags, which to me is just the lowest function of human life. Listen uhh, this cat belongs to a little girl. Chip: Amy Welch? Joey and Chandler agree to sell the entertainment center. Ross being the voice of reason seems to work here since all the other characters just let Phoebe believe that the cat is really her mother. "The One With The Baby On The Bus" is the sixth episode of the second season of Friends, which aired on November 2, 1995. planet_bob April 16, 2013, 3:16 pm. Chandler: You’ll have to pardon my roommate, he wanted to marry this. cat -A /path/to/file Chandler: Ahh, Gepeto, $5,000 dollars? Y'know, turn and slide. Ross: Because you have doody on your head. (pause) I’m gonna get some coffee. Rachel: Monica! Sparse files are files where sequences of zero bytes have been replaced by … Joey is sitting in the bow, staring off into space as to envision his future full of possibilities. Type the cat command followed by the double output redirection symbol (>>) and the name of the file you want to add text to.. cat >> file4.txt. Write and collaborate on your scripts FREE. 'why, we can have lots of good fun, if you wish, with a game that I call up-up-up with a fish!' Understanding Shell Script's idiom: 2>&1 10 Nov 2015. The Script's official music video for 'The Man Who Can't Be Moved'. I can get you free posters for your room. Ross: (taking the flyer) Apparently Phoebe’s mother also goes by the name Julio. Ross: (holds up a hand) Little girl misses her cat. One difference between using this command and the cat command we covered in the last section is that, while the cat command lets you enter text into your file immediately, using the touch command does not. I see Spindler a lot. VITO CORLEONE What is that? Take a look at the film and television career of Alexander Skarsgård. Blue Cat's Plug'n Script is an audio and MIDI scripting plug-in and application that can be programmed to build custom effects or virtual instruments, without quitting your favorite DAW software.With this plug-in, you can write your own plug-in with very little knowledge about programming. Finally, the Cat In The Hat script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the movie starring Mike Myers and Dakota Fanning. Ross halfheartedly allows them to baby-sit. Monica goes on a date with a guy from her high school. Chandler: Pheebs, if she could come back as a couch, we’d really appreciate it. Oh, we took a nap today and my Mom fell asleep on my tummy and purred. No! Not yet! cat -v is also useful. Apparently, not everyone is qualified to own wood and nails. (Ross and Rachel are totally lost). This FAQ is empty. To do this, it must use the expr command, enclosed in back-quote characters. Phoebe: Oh my God! First of all, okay, there’s the feeling. (walks off laughing) Phoebe: Come on, you! Sure enough, a TV pilot hits those same beats. btw, Vince co-wrote (with Chris Carter) one of my favorite X-Files episodes, “Soft Light.” Ross: No! Joey and Chandler agree to sell the entertainment center. Stop it! Chip: Oh, you know who came in the other night? That ripped real nice! Love how Ross explains how crazy it is that Phoebe thinks her mother is inside of the cat in spirit. Monica: ‘Cause I ran into him at the bank, he is still soo cute. You can also create a text file using the touch command. Phoebe: Come on, you! I’m tired of having to get a tetanus shot every time I get dressed! Monica imitates him..). That means that the original script may differ from this one, because I couldn’t always make out what they said (English is not my native language and mister Dodo sometimes speaks very inaudibly…). (02 Oct 1997). "The One with the Cat" is the second episode of Friends ' fourth season. Fine, (pause) fine Italian craftsmanship. Not yet! (to the cat, in a funny voice) Well, that’s not gonna happen is it? Joey: (getting out) Awww, man! How do I use cat command on Linux or Unix-like operating systems? Chip: Oh, like I’d give up that job! Title: I wonder what he wants? Cats is a sung-through musical composed by Andrew Lloyd Webber, based on the 1939 poetry collection Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats by T. S. Eliot.It tells the story of a tribe of cats called the Jellicles and the night they make the "Jellicle choice," deciding which cat will ascend to the Heaviside Layer and come back to a new life. That ripped real nice! I mean, I have to respect her decision. If aliens are watching this through telescopes, they're gonna think the dogs are the leaders. Pastebin.com is the number one paste tool since 2002. Monica: Oh my God! (starts to leave as Tony chases after him), [Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Monica, and Ross are there.]. So, Chip, how’s umm, Amy Welch? ], Monica: (running from the bathroom to her room, wearing only a towel) Not yet! Oh, no-no-no, here it is! Directed by Gary Halvorson. I mean, I guess until she y'know, gets used to the fact that there’s y'know, a new mom. With Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler sitting on the couch. Kites, he thinks oughta fly outdoors. Is it okay if I go out with Chip Matthews? He called to ask out Monica! (laughs hysterically). Monica: Back then, I thought that I would never, ever get the chance to go out with a Chip Matthews, and now he’s-he’s called me up and asked me out. To find one, look no further than the Save the Cat website itself, ... Write and produce your scripts all in one place. Right. [Cut to someone entering Central Perk which lets a cat in. The One with the Cat (Joey jumps up in excitement and without turning around Chandler holds out his hand stopping him, and ushering him back into his seat. Chip: Oh yeah, but I can stay out as late as I want. Rachel: Umm, when were you gonna tell me that you’re going out with Chip Matthews? It’s Monica. I’m sure. This article is part of our on-going bash tutorial series. About a mom and two kids and a house and a hat. Voila! 'have no fear!' That-that’s gotta be embarrassing! Your T.V. Monica: (turns to Rachel before she leaves) Are you sure you're okay about this? Monica: (entering) Oh my God! Look, I am sorry that you feel guilty or whatever about spending time with your new mom, but this is not your old mom. planet_bob April 16, 2013, 3:16 pm. This is a cat! Even the food in the fridge!]. Monica: You went to one where you were popular, and you got to ride off Chip’s motorcycle, and wear his letterman jacket. (Shows two thumbs up). Joey: I was tryin’ to make a sale!! I got in there myself once. You still have the Chipper! This is a transcript from Disney’s cartoon movie from 1951.I typed it out myself, so it is in no way ‘official’. Gunther: Shh! Voila! A burglar with the ability to turn into a cat works for a modern-day witch to take down a notorious crime boss going by the name of Machiavelli. The cat command is considered as one of the most frequently used commands on Linux or UNIX like operating systems. That’s ah, that’s pretty nice! Phoebe: Okay, then you don’t know what it feels like when one of them comes back. Elements from one can usually be found in the others, even if they're called different things or only mentioned tangentially. He then looks up at an empty apartment; everything is gone except for the entertainment center and that ceramic dog. Phoebe: Come on, Mom, I’ll take you home. But to keep things simple, let's just start with one. Tell me anything. Cat in the Hat: ♪ They can find anything, anything under the sun. Rachel: Okay. I'll be eternally tweaking it, so if you have any corrections, feel free to drop me a line. I ran into Richard Dorfman. Chip: Not so good, Simmons and I gave him a wedgie. Subconsciously, Vince Gilligan‘s pilot script, which he wrote in 2005 and is one of the first drafts, follows Blake’s template, with a few exceptions. What’d ya say Joe? Ross: Hey, why did the chicken fall out of the tree? (goes over and hugs her). Not yet! ‘Cause I’ve got a product report to read, it’s like eight pages, I hope I don’t fall asleep. (to Joey) They seem all right with it! The stereo. The Captain and the Cat stage play script for kids - funny sci fi children's play My wife likes to give me writing challenges and this was the result of a great one. Below are some of the many methods used to avoid extra scripts or sprites: 1. When Joey expresses his dismay at throwing out something he built with his hands, Chandler opts to sell the unit. Chip: (on machine) Good runnin’ into you at the bank today, so ah, here’s my number, 555-9323. Ross: The guy who took Rachel to the prom? Meanwhile, at apartment 20, Monica is excited … And you’re welcome to come back anytime. To see the contents of a script, you can use the 'cat' command or simply open the script in any text editor: bash$ cat Firstshellscript.sh #!/bin/sh echo Hello World Comments in a Shell. Monica: That’s what we used to call your ah, your motorcycle in high school. They can find anything, anything, anything under the sun. The cat command (short for “concatenate “) is one of the most frequently used command in Linux/Unix, Apple Mac OS X operating systems.cat command allows us to create single or multiple files, view contain of file, concatenate files and redirect output in terminal or files. He wanted to go out with Leslie Maskin ) Aww, man, put your on. I went to one where I wore a band uniform they had to have that made! 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